You read it right. WHAT WOULD MOTLEY CRUE DO? Now don’t go thinking that we’re stealing on Jesus, cause H. Trinity are our people. But have you ever been in a situation where you don’t really know what to do?

Things like:

1) your baby momma needing a c-note for Jr.’s Easter smock

2)that touchy feely guy at work that’s all TMI about his sex life.

3) your 25 year old overeducated/unemployed stepkid on your couch

We have…that’s why we got the bad boys of rock ‘n roll to deal it out plan & simple. Kiddies close your eyes.

Dear M. Crue,

I recently been having a problem with the radio stations around here. Everybody’s converting their playlists to Hits of the 80’s, 90’s, and today. They’re all playing Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, Bette Middler, or Justin Timberlake. I can’t take it any more. I wanna ROCK!!!

What Would Motley Crue Do?
please help,
Jim in Mississippi

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Well, Jim from M-I-crooked letter crooked letter - I - crooked letter crooked letter - I - humpback humpback I,

The Crue thinks you need take the gun out of your mouth, kick the dog of the porch, rev. up the old F150, run down to your local stereo shop and check out satellite radio buddy. F*ing 50ft. flames, stripper poles, pyro, midget clowns, tequila shots, and nitrous piped down from heaven right into your ear drums. Can’t be beat for the price. Just be one less case of Budweiser in the fridge.

later, MC