Bo Diddley died Monday of heart failure at his home in Archer, FL after months of ill health. He was 79.

“Saw my baby run across the field,
Slippin’ and slidin’ like an automobile,
Hollerin’, my baby got towed away,
Slipped on from me like a cadillac-8.
Hey bo diddley, oh bo diddley,
Hey bo diddley, oh bo diddley.”

Cowboy Mouth turned me onto Bo Diddley in the early 90’s.

Sadly…after their first major record label deal…

Cowboy Mouth: stopped playing 3-4hr shows (to only play songs from the new album), stopped flipping over tables covered in beer bottles to drum on the legs and sweat on the fans (for insurance purposes, I guess), stopped hanging from the rafters while still singing and Paul on the kick drum (also insurance I assume), stopped playing songs from the 1st album (that made me love and miss my friends), stopped making want to scream until I lost my voice (because I did every show), stopped making me want to drive from South Louisiana to North Mississippi to Memphis, Tennessee to catch 3 shows in 3 nights, and stopped being fun. Also, they’ve gone Spinal Tap with bass players and dropped key members. Cowboy Mouth always has been and always will be Fred, Paul, and John Thomas.

Yes we’re all getting older, but 90’s Cowboy Mouth is MIA.

Cowboy Mouth (I Can Tell cover) - Now, THATS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Miss you Gunslinger & ’90s Cowboy Mouth…fff

This is for my dead homies….fff

Links from Teh Show

Fast&Loud
Tech-Recipes
PopURLs
Jing
Digg
Semantic Web
ReadWriteWeb.com
Greasemonkey
User scripts for Greasemonkey
Lolcats
Hawk with bird claw
360 Billion dollar check

“God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?”

So sad, so funny, so true…

Born & bred - Stars and Bars baby!

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DISCLAIMER: (In an authoritative tone) We are musicians here at Fast&Loud. We don’t condone anyone stealing music. However, we don’t condone Sony punking us either. If you find something you like, buy it. Period. You’ll be putting food on a lot of people’s tables including: recording studios, cd manufacturers, live sound companies, web site developers, printers, truck drivers, middle men, & a few pennies to the artists too!

Happy hunting.

#1 Web Searches with straight downloads

1. Goto Briefli, DigitalAudioSearch, mp3.nl, mp3raid, AudioValley, Mybloop, Kohit, Singingfish, DiggDrop, or goto this FTP search.
2. Search.
3. Download & enjoy.

#2 Google

Method 1 - searchbar strings

1. Goto google.
2. Use the following qualifiers in the searchbar to find what you’re looking for:
-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Last modified”
3. Tack on a media type (ex. mp3, avi, wma, ogg):
-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Last modified” mp3
or multiply media types
-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Last modified” +(wmv|mpg|avi)
4. Tack on a band name:
-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” mp3 “butch walker”
5. Tack on “site:edu” to just search all education sites:
-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Last modified” mp3 site:edu
6. Tack on your specific educational facility address:
-inurl:htm -inurl:html intitle:”index of” “Last modified” mp3 site:lsu.edu

Method 2 - searchbar strings for media storage sites

a. Rapidshare

1. Goto google.
2. Use the following searchbar qualifiers:
+inurl:(insert media type) site:(insert site address) (insert specific title - optional) -deleted (optional to remove inactive files)
ex. +inurl:wma|mp3|ogg site:rapidshare.de
ex. with name +inurl:wma|mp3|ogg site:rapidshare.de storch

b. Megaupload

1. Goto google.
2. Use the following searchbar qualifiers:
(media type) site: (site address)
ex. mp3|ogg|wma site:megaupload.com

Method 3 - sorta…MSN search

1. Goto MSN search.
2. Use the following search bar qualifiers or click here.
intitle:”index of” -inurl:.htm -inurl:.html contains:(mp3 wma ogg) “last modified”

#3 Peer to Peer

These are some of the oldest in the book and definitely not the safest, but I cease to be amazed at how many people are sharing the Fatboys - My Nuts (rock).

Method 1

1. Download, run, & setup Limewire, Kazaa, aMule, eMule, Filescope, iMesh, KCeasy, kiwiAlpha, mlDonkey, AllPeers, Shareaza, or Zultrax.
2. Search.
3. Download & enjoy.

Method 2 - Torrents

1. Download, run, & setup Azureus, BitComet, BitLord, or uTorrent
(here’s a Torrent tutorial & another Torrent turorial.)
2. Find some torrents on the web via BTjunkie, Bushtorrents, Spynova, Torrentz.com, Torrentspy.com, Meganova, Fenopy, Thepiratebay.org, Torrent Locomotive, Torrent Portal, Torrent Valley, Torrentreactor (.to) wTorrent, Mininova.org, eTree, or Isohunt.
3. Download & enjoy.

#4 Newsgroups

I’ll be honest…this way takes a little effort and sometimes the results are questionable. But once you get the technique down, it’s a lot like grocery shopping (tons of choices - you just pick what you want). MP3 files in newsgroups are usually posted in several parts. For example “10/25 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire” means this is part 10 of 25 parts total. For a useable file, you’ll need all 25 parts. 24 parts & you’ve got nothing. Also, you may notice PAR/PAR2 files. They are used to reconstruct parts that are corrupt or missing, so you’ll need a good PAR program like QuickPAR. And you’ll probably need a rar / zip proggie to decompress them.

1. Download, run, & setup Forte Agent, Grabit, Newsbin, NewsLeecher, or NewsShark.
(here’s a pretty solid tutorial.)
2. Find some mp3’s: Quickly (use BinCrawler - Slowly (browse baby browse).
3. Download & enjoy.

This list should get you started with some music-related newsgroups.

And here’s a little proggie that lets you play mp3s straight from newsgroups (see #7 on how to save them).

#5 IRC

Yup, I said it…IRC. That elusive vixen we’ve all heard about, but never have been able to really grasp.

1. Download and run DCC Manager
(or if you like it the hard way try mIRC & you’ll need this mIRC tutorial.)
2. Goto Ircspy.
3. Search.
4. Download & enjoy.

Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

#6 Rip from Media Players (record the radio)

Method 1 - Stand alone Stream Ripping

1. Download, run, & setup Ripcast, Streamripper, Screamer Radio, or Cast-Ripper.
2. Goto you favorite audio streaming/internet radio site like Live 365, Shoutcast, blogmusik, di.fm, Icecast, Webjay, Sideload, and Epitonic.
3. Mp3s of everything you listen to will be created in the directory you set during installation.

Method 2 - Winamp plugins

1. Download, run, & setup Winamp.
2. Download, run, & setup Ripcast or Streamripper (here’s a tutorial).
3. Goto you favorite audio streaming/internet radio site like Live365, Shoutcast, di.fm, Icecast, Webjay, and Epitonic.
4. Mp3s of everything you listen to in Winamp will created in the directory you set during installation.

Method 3 - Pandora / last.fm

1.Goto Pandora and/or last.fm & setup an account(s).
2.. Download, run, & setup Firefox, the latest version of Java, and Pandora’s Jar.
(here’s the official guide to Pandora’s Jar)
3. Extract Pandora’s Jar to c:\pandora.
4. Goto c:\pandora and run Pandora.bat.
5. Use Pandora as you normally would & mp3s will be created in c:\pandora\mp3.

Method 4 - Direct recording

1. Download, run, & setup MuvAudio2 or Audacity.
(here’s the long way using Windows Sound Recorder if you’re bored & got nothing to do)
2. Goto you favorite audio streaming/internet radio site like Live365,Shoutcast, blogmusik, di.fm, Icecast,Webjay, Sideload, Epitonic, Pandora, and last.fm.
3. Hit record on your program of choice & hit play on the streaming file.
4. Hit stop when you’re finished & save the file in your medium of choice.

#7 Go Indy

There are a ton of great bands putting out the kind of music you love. Yeah, you gotta wade through a lot of crap to find the good stuff, but it’s always satisfying to find some jewel in the rough.

Indy Artists & Labels

1. Goto Magnatune, Dmusic, Jamendo, GarageBand, ArtistGigs.com, MP3 4U ,MP3 Jackpot, betterPropaganda, Altsounds, Artistopia, Unsigned Band Web,WM Recordings, Comfort Stand, Hazard Records, Zymogen, Quiet Lounge, Thinner/Autoplate,Out of Obscure, Camomille, Webbed Hand, Nishi, Soundclick, Bebo, Redfizz, NetLabels, Ning,Haystack, AudioStreet, FreeAlbumsGalore, Soldier Records, Stage.FM, SectionZ, Sutemos, Alpinechic, Ubuweb, Disfish, Kill Rock Stars, Fat Possum, Matador, Alternative Tentacles, Go-Kart Records, Saddle Creek Records, Jade Tree, Labrador, Barsuk Records, Elephant 6, Epitaph Records, Kufala, Moon Ska, Loca Records, and Blue Note.
2. Search
3. Download & enjoy.
4. Don’t forget about #6.

Majors acting Indy

1. Checkout these artists - 808 State, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Butthole Surfers, Cocteau Twins, Laura Cantrell, Harvey Danger, Roger McGuinn, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sonic Youth, Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes, Richard Thompson, and John Vanderslice.
2. Download & enjoy.
3. Don’t forget about #6.

#8 Public Domain or Plain ol’ Free

1. For classical music, goto Classic Cat, Wikipedia - Public Domain, MusikEthos, and On Classical.
2. For kids’ music, goto Free Kids Music.
3. Also, checkout Reloda, Fingertips, NPR archives, Internet Archive, Public Domain 4U,Oddio Overplay, and Dovesong Foundation.

#9 Sorta Free (from the majors)

Several major players offer free downloads. Of course they are trying to tempt you to join a subscription service or buy some songs , but you’re smarter than that. Read the details at each site very carefully.

1. MusicMatch, eMusic, YourMusic.com, RealPlayer -Rhapsody, AOL, Yahoo, MTV, Ruckus, Cdigix, MP3.com, Napster, ArtistDirect, PureVolume,and Download.com Music
2. Goto Amazon,(download Firefox, Greasemonkey, & the greasemonkey script - Amazon Music Helper.)
3. Don’t forget about #6.

Coming soon…spiralfrog (still in beta, but looks pretty promising).

#10 Free Your Music

Yeah, not really that exciting, but you paid for it. So, let’s put it to good use.

1. Download, run, & setup Tunebite or MusicStacker.
2. Convert your music to something useable.
3. Burn a disc, transfer them to another device, go nuts, & enjoy.

Alright guys/gals, that’s all we know about. So if we missed anything, miscategorized, or if we’ve got some stupid links; please enlighten us.

Peace (in the Middle East…seriously),
fff.

Please go out and pickup a copy. There are plenty of articles/pictures about Nick Lachey to check out (if you’re not into music). And Jessica…if you’re reading this (fingers double-crossed), I play drums in a real band, I have a job, I have non-trendy tattoos, and I can treat you & your daddy the way you deserve to be treated… Ahem, so anyway…pick up issue 999, flip to page 26, check out the bottom right corner. First, I’d like to say thank you Myspace for your volumes of idiots people who are willing to publicly post pictures of themselves doing stupid (and sometimes illegal…hello!!!) things. Thank you Rolling Stone for putting us in print. Hell, it’s not the cover, and it’s not for music (frown), but we’ll take it!!! Oh and for you kiddees out there…Rolling Stone is a magazine that you actually have to pay money for and they used to be the authority for what was going on in the music world.

ed. note: please disregard previous ill-timed and utterly misconstrued comments concerning Rolling Stone’s demise as the quintessential rock ‘n roll authority.

oopsies and heilige scheiße!!! fff

I didn’t grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth. Most of us don’t, I suppose. My parents drilled me on the importance of getting an education and a good job (which I did). They didn’t teach me, however, what to do with the money that I made. So, little ol’ fff finds himself over-educated, over-worked, and still living paycheck to paycheck. And I hate it. So with a little help from the web and the brilliant F&L readership (that’s you BTW), I’m hoping to put together some down & dirty money management tips. I’m gonna make this a multi-part post that evolves as needed. Feel free to add some on if you’ve got some insider secrets and correct me where I’ve over simplified things. And like my dad always says “get paid for using your brain, not your back.”

1. Make some money. I’m not gonna delve into how you make your money. You gotta bust your hump. Whether that means going legit with the whole college thing, or being the best pole dancer you can be, or through the “procurement and distribution” of specific merchandise. Whatever your game, just get a job and keep it. Oh…playing PartyPoker is not a “job” idiot, it’s a hobby.
2. Get a bank account. Get both checking & savings. I’m amazed how many people don’t have bank accounts. Do it and don’t ask questions. Choose your bank wisely, however. Read the fine print. Some banks offer free online bill-pay, money transfers, free checking, etc. And some banks charge ridiculous amounts for withdrawals from non-system ATMs (on top of what the ATM’s bank charges you). This fee (usually $0.50-$2.50) could easily push you into the $5-$10 per transaction range (depending on which stripclub ATM you’re using) just to get some folding green. If you travel a lot, you need to find a bank with branches nationwide.
3. Save some of it. If you can, have your paycheck directly deposited into your bank account and a portion of it (10-20%) automatically put into a savings account. It hurts way less than having to transfer the money yourself. And it’s there when your fridge goes on the blink. Put any bonus you get straight into savings. Checkout EmigrantDirect or INGDirect for higher interest accounts.

4. Establish your credit. If you’re just starting out in the game, this may be a little tricky. You’ll probably run into the “how do I get a loan without credit & how do I get credit with a loan.” Well, you’ve got a few options here; some better than others. Most people start out by getting a credit card or two. It’s quick, easy, and fairly painless. However, you don’t want to screw yourself by dropping loads of debt on credit cards with high interest rates. Do you ever wonder why you get 2-3 credit card applications a day in the mail even though you don’t have a job? Because credit card companies make money hand-over-fist when you buy things you can’t afford. Then, you don’t pay it off for years and you end up paying for it three times over (guilty here). You just had to have that $1500 Acoustic Zen Gargantua Power Cord (you read it right - F*ing power cord!!!) for your home stereo, right?
5. Make a monthly budget. And follow it (guilty). Keep good records of your transactions and your money flow. Banks make mistakes too and it’s your money. Checkout Quicken, Microsoft Money, or the free GNUcash.
6. Spend wisely. Pay with cash or debit card. Don’t use your credit card if you don’t have to. And if you do, then pay them off this month.
7. Check your credit report. Your credit report includes information on where you live, if you pay your bills, whether you’ve been sued, arrested, or filed for bankruptcy. Every time you go to get a loan, an apartment, some insurance, and/or apply for some jobs; this information tags right along with you. Here’s the federal trade commission’s take on your right to a free annual credit report. The ONLY legitimate site to obtain your free online credit report is here.

8. Pay your taxes. Yes, it sucks, but so does an audit. And jail sucks even worse. Do you really want to tell your cell mate “Little Tony” that you’re in for tax evasion. SooooWeeee…good times. Pay your taxes. There are free filing services available every year (if you know where to look). Some employers off free or discounted filing services as well. Check it out where you work.
9. Bankruptcy. DON’T do it. Seriously. This is the absolute last ditch effort in getting a hold on your finances. Bankruptcy stains your financial records for several years, making recovery even harder. There are two types of bankruptcy filings available: Chapter 7 & Chapter 13. Chapter 13 bankruptcy allows you to repay your debt over time and they don’t take your stuff, but it stays on your credit report for seven years. Chapter 7, the more serious form of bankruptcy, wipes out most of your debts. However, it doesn’t erase federal taxes, child support, alimony, and/or student loans. You have to sell most of your stuff (or they take it). Most states usually allow you to keep your clothes, a car, your furniture, your life insurance, retirement funds, the tools of your trade, and your home most of the time (but not always). Chapter 7 stays on your credit record for 10 years. The only real winner here is the bankruptcy lawyer who gets a nice cut of your dough regardless of what happens to you.

Stay tuned for D&D Money Management Part 2 - Saving It Part 3 - Spending It (wisely) Coming Soon!!! cha-ching, fff

In Myspace Ruins Yourlife, I tried giving you the lowdown with text about how people are posting incriminating things about themselves on the internet and throwing abandon to the wind. Sometimes 95 pictures is worth more than 95k words. ALL of these pictures are from PUBLIC profiles on Myspace.com (i.e. they posted these themselves).

Rated NQSFW (not quite suitable for work)!!!!

And yes…you do look like a slut.

See…I told you.

P.S. Whitney…Put down the pipe, put that man down, and please come home.
XOXOXO!
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Thursday, August 17, 1977 - Shortly after midnight Elvis returns to Graceland from a late-night visit to the dentist. He retires to his master suite at Graceland around 7:00 AM to rest for his evening flight. Presley’s body was discovered at 2:30 p.m. by his road manager in a bathroom

in the Graceland Mansion. He was rushed to the Baptist Memorial Hospital shown here and pronounced dead. In Memphis, the telephone system was reported unable to handle the volume of calls coming into the city from around the country. Hundreds of weeping fans immediately gathered outside Baptist Memorial and Graceland Mansion.

“DEATH CAPTURES CROWN OF ROCK AND ROLL” - The Commercial Appeal - “The ambulance hit the gate as it was going in [to Graceland] … There was severe cardiovascular disease present … Dr. Fransisco said … there was no indication of drug abuse of any kind. He said the only evidence of drugs involved those Presley was taking for his physical condition …”

“This is the end of rock ‘n’ roll,” said Bob Moore Merlis, an executive with Warner Bros. Records.

“The void he will leave is impossible to gauge,” said Pat Boone.

R.I.P. King

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Strong work. I already wrote this article for free. (see Myspace ruins Yourlife). You could-a borrowed it (and gave me a shout on my taxes!)
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from the Miscellaneous Breast Augmentation FAQ

5. Does wearing a seatbelt increase my chances of rupture or trauma-induced Capsular Contracture (CC) if I have an accident? Although this is true it is also a fact that NOT wearing your seatbelt increases your chances of auto-wreck related death, so be smart and wear your seatbelt. You have a warranty on your implants, but not your life.

Spokeswoman Jacky Brown did go on to say, "we urge female motorists to make sure they always wear their seatbelt, and wear it properly - no matter how much it digs into their neck or chest." So, at least they don’t want you to die (or irritate your $8k "enhancement"). No word on a price yet. OK ladies, and all you guys who love small breasted women…time for a REVOLT!!!! secretly & ashamedly in "like" with K.Clarkson, fff

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Please, daddy I want to get off. fff

That sweet little thing from The Professional and some horrible CGI space prequels that don’t deserve to have StarWars in the title (G. Lucas - there’s a special place in HELL for you for adding CGI to IV-VI, but I digress) goes hardcore.

WARNING - EXPLICIT LANGUAGE -NSFW!!!



Click the pic for the video.

enjoy,
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now you know, fff

The guys at TopGear have the latest info on this bad boy.

One day grasshopper, one day. fff

Those crazy guys at Autosound 2000 Ranch have one hell of an inferiority complex. A couple of facts about it…from Clark - Navone with 60 Inch Woofer

The cone moves 6 inches peak to peak under full-tilt output. The actual cone diameter is 54 inches, with the 3 inch wide surround on the outside of that. The radiating surface area is 2,290 square inches. That yields a one way displacement of 6,871 cubic inches. That is equivalent to the displacement of 161 ten inch woofers that move 1.5 inches peak to peak. The motor is capable of producing 6,000 pounds of linear force, which is necessary when considering the very large surface area and displacement volume required to produce high SPL levels. The woofer was designed with the capability to produce SPL levels of 188 dB, which are entirely possible, given an appropriately built vehicle. It is simply a matter of displacement and containment.

HUH…WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID!?! FFF

These guys create a rolling roadblock on an Atlanta Freeway by obeying the speed limit. People start losing their cool mighty quickly & they’ve got the video to prove it.

WORK WARNING - There are some dirty words used in the video…how naughty!!!

Buckle up! It’s the law!
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Ferrari has announced that they will open a North American driving school in Mont Tremblant, Quebec. The Ferrari North American Driving School will teach drivers how to control and enjoy their cars. The program includes transportation to & from the airport, a welcome reception, a two-day driving program led by professional Ferrari instructors using new Ferrari F430 vehicles, accommodations at Hotel Quintessence, meals, course book, and event memorabilia; all for a small one time fee of $8,200.

[Via Luxist]
Currently emptying the piggybank, fff

[Via Luxist]

Definition.

Just to make sure that we’re all on the same page, here are some terms for you.

Whore: “referring to prostitutes, is taken from the Old English word ho-ra (from the Indo-European root ka- meaning “to like, desire”). The term is used for a sexually promiscuous person (usually females), or one who gives the appearance of being more sexually accessible, active or demonstrative than is deemed socially acceptable. The term has traditionally been applied to women and is generally considered an offensive term of disparagement. As such, it may be applied to a woman perceived to be “sexually loose” for any variety of reasons, such as wearing provocative clothing, being overly saucy, or engaging indiscriminately in sexual relations with new partners after only a brief period of acquaintance. Increasingly, however, the term “slut” has been applied to men as well, particularly within the gay community, although this usage is generally considered jocular rather than offensive.”

see A Massive Gallery Of MySpace Whores and even Playboy has gotten in on the whore frenzy. Playboy Myspace Contest - Hottest Girls On Myspace.com - Girls of My Space Nude Pics “Anyone with an Internet connection has likely flirted, reunited or blogged their fingers bare on MySpace. Now it’s time for you ladies online to put your moneymaker where your mouse is. Playboy.com seeks the sexiest women of the MySpace community to pose for a nude Playboy pictorial. If you’re 18 or older and would like to appear in a professional Playboy photo shoot, send us your application. And if you know a hot number on MySpace who fits the bill, tell her to get in touch!”

Friendwhore: def #1 - “a person who whores them self and others just for the sake of adding friends in an attempt to look cool and say they have a lot of friends. They often do this by posting bulletins that say things such as “add this person they are good in bed”. I have 238476293460256 friends bc I am a myspace whore, but even tho I have all those friends on myspace I have no real friends.” def #2- “Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bulletins, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she’s at school. She’ll generally have over 1000 friends because she’ll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can’t see her face and she isn’t smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she’s begging for attention.” def #3 - “A person who spends a lot of time on myspace, but while on there, posts bulletins and sends messages to other people telling them to add so and so, and the person they’re ‘whoring’ does the same for them. Person 1: Whore me? I have 5k friends! Person 2: Ok, just click my button and whore me too! Whoring Bulletin: Add Sam! She’s super hot! She comments! (Persons Pic Here). That’s what a myspace whore does.”

Scenewhore: “a person completely immersed in the scene of a particular subculture or clique. They go to all of that scene’s clubs, bars and hang-outs, dress exclusively in its “uniform” and listen only to its music. Most scenewhores tend not to associate or be friends with those outside their chosen scene, and some will even take up jobs that are scene-centric (barista at a scene’s favorite coffee house or a sales person at a scene-dominated record store).”

see also…The First & Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

Attentionwhore: “an insulting term used in reference to a person who is trying to draw attention to themselves or who finds attention from others gratifying. The insult turns on the idea that the person to whom it is directed is comparable in their actions to a prostitute: a prostitute gives himself or herself sexually to anyone willing to pay, and in the same way an attention whore makes a fool of himself or herself for anyone willing to pay attention. The term attention whore came into popular usage through the Internet, where it is often used to deride those who try to gain attention and a reputation online. An attention whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form.”

Camwhore: “The term “cam whore” is also used to refer to individuals who post pictures or videos of themselves on the Internet to gain attention. The term disparages those who post pictures of themselves at inappropriate times or places, and usually implies self-absorption. A variety of attention whore (see above), typically a young woman who will do anything on her webcam in exchange for attention, money, items from Amazon.com wishlists or just to be generally slutty. The viewers are generally middle aged men.”

(definitions from Urban Dictionary, Wikipedia, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. Pics from browseusers.myspace.com/)

Determination.

If you’re just not sure if you fit into any or all of these categories, then be sure that you proceed to the Myspace Whoretest.

Instruction.

If you failed the test, but still want to be Myspace whore, study and implement the following instructions. In 3 parts…from ashleychristine07

MYSPACE EMO/SCENE 101.

1. Pictures - Get thick rimmed glasses — not nerdy, more of a retro look. Make it so that one eye is covered by your hair. Preferably side parted bangs. Put black eyeliner on. Even of you are a guy. This adds the perfect emo touch. Wear tight pants — and a tight shirt — its a must! Hold the camera yourself. Either look up and to the side as though you are thinking or look down and to the side. Do not smile. Have a sad “woe is me, my life sucks” look on your face. Snap the picture. If this is too hard than do the above and take the picture in a mirror. Make sure flash = off. Now you have an emo picture. Upload it to your computer and go to your photo editing program– make the picture black and white. Now you have the perfect emo picture.
2. Music - Go to VCL and choose an emo video. Basically any emo/punk rock band. Now you have the tunes to go with your picture.
3. Friends - Add other people who have this “emo” look to your friends… So then you can be part of one big happy(sad) emo family!
4. Lyrics - Put lyrics to your favorite emo song in your space. The user title or the quote spot is the most common place. ex. “Cut my wrists and black my eyes” Or put some other emo/sad quote in it ex. “My life sucks”
5. Graphics and Colors - Use colors that are “Punk” or “Retro” or colors that make you feel sad or “blah.” ex. Pink and black. Anything with black. Greys and blues. Put pictures of your favorite bands. Or why not other emo pictures of yourself!
6. Blog it - Make emo blogs daily or weekly about how much your day/week was the worst ever. And hope that people will feel bad for you.

MYSPACE WHORE 101 - Female

1. Pictures - To be a Myspace whore you need to have a good picture. In this picture you should pretend to be like a pin up girl. Pamela Anderson is a good example, or Paris Hilton. So, put on skimpy clothing. A short skirt or tight pants is good, and then a shirt that shows off your cleavage, maybe make it so you can see your thong. If you are tan — this enhances the whore-y-ness and you are one step closer to your ultimate goal. So, either take a face picture that is looking down your cleavage, or have a friend take a body picture of you where you are looking really “sexy.” Now upload the picture and crop it so it is just you in the picture — you can’t have any distractions from the gorgeous you! Now you have the perfect myspace picture.
2. Music - Go to VCL and chose a song that best suits you. Preferably something that is like poppy/hip hop/rap/r&b. Like Candy Shop, or other songs — esp ones about sex!
3. Friends - Alright, this part is like a contest. You want to see how many guys you can get to add you. You should have a goal to get more than 500 “good looking” males as your myspace friends. You can also be friends with people of the same Myspace attitude as you — other whores.
4. Graphics and Colors - This part is not very specific. It can be girly, or have pictures in the background.
5. Watch your Myspace - If you are doing a good job of being a Myspace whore, you will have many comments on your page and on your pictures of how “gorgeous” and how “hott” and “sexy” you are. Once you recieve multiple messages such as this, you know you have succeeded and become one of the ultimate whores. Congratulations, you just lost respect from any person with a brain and common sense, you should feel accomplished.

MYSPACE WHORE 101 - Male

1. Pictures - For males you have to get a picture of you that is “good” and “hott”– Do you have shaggy hair? Blonde hair and blue eyes? Nice muscles that you can show off? Do you surf or skateboard? Are you in a band and play an instrument? These are all things you should take in to consideration with your pictures. SHOW THESE OFF!!! These are things that will draw