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fff loves a good cup of coffee & despises cheap bitter beans. He enjoys making people laugh. fff is a drummer and knob twiddler by trade and a guitar hack by choice. He currently has burning eyes from staring at the computer screen too long.
Bo Diddley died Monday of heart failure at his home in Archer, FL after months of ill health. He was 79.
“Saw my baby run across the field,
Slippin’ and slidin’ like an automobile,
Hollerin’, my baby got towed away,
Slipped on from me like a cadillac-8.
Hey bo diddley, oh bo diddley,
Hey bo diddley, oh bo diddley.”
Cowboy Mouth turned [...]
I’m not usually the political type, but poet John S. Hall lays it down on US Foreign Policy.
“God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before [...]
There are a million songs in the naked city & here are the 10 best ways to find them.
DISCLAIMER: (In an authoritative tone) We are musicians here at Fast&Loud. We don’t condone anyone stealing music. However, we don’t condone Sony punking us either. If you find something you like, buy it. Period. [...]
I didn’t grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth. Most of us don’t, I suppose. My parents drilled me on the importance of getting an education and a good job (which I did). They didn’t teach me, however, what to do with the money that I made. So, little ol’ fff [...]
HEY AMERICA!!! - WATCH YOUR OWN D@*$ KIDS!!! (so the government can use my tax money to drop bombs on people…). However, if your golf game is more important than your kids…let’s see if the government can keep them safe.
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Strong work. I already wrote this article for free. (see Myspace ruins [...]
Rule #1 - Boys are trouble. (see fig. 1A) Rule #2 - Boys just want to get in your pants. Rule #3 - No matter how sweet, smart, thoughtful, funny, cute, rich, or nice he is; [...]
Those crazy guys at Autosound 2000 Ranch have one hell of an inferiority complex. A couple of facts about it…from Clark - Navone with 60 Inch Woofer
The cone moves 6 inches peak to peak under full-tilt output. The actual cone diameter is 54 inches, with the 3 inch wide [...]
In the article Myspace Ruins Yourlife, I briefly alluded to people using the mass “exposure” side of Myspace to divulge their assets to the world. This is the latest round-up of the various and sundry Myspace whoring on the net.
Definition.
Just to make sure that we’re all on the same page, here are some [...]
For all of you guys out there that just can’t get enough of Myspace, Friendster, Yahoo 360, Google’s Orkut, and Facebook at home. These are the best ways around blocked IP address filters at school and work.
You also might want to check out our Ultimate Guide to Free Music on the Web.
1. Use a proxy [...]
I am a consumer of music. Always have been. But record labels don’t want my money anymore.
I bought music with the first greenbacks that ever touched my little blue velcro wallet. My first album…Quiet Riot - Metal Health (hell yeah). My second…Cyndi Lauper - She’s So Unusual (cause girls just wanna have fun [...]
5.Coffee: If you’ve ever tasted some high quality bean, then you know what I’m talking about. Checkout “Coffee has a long history in Christianity, and has become an indispensable drink in churches across America” and from History of Coffee:
Coffee was first discovered in Eastern Africa in an area we know today as Ethiopia. [...]
In Hey America !!! Gay, Hispanic, Catholic, Straight, Christian, Lesbian, Black, Homophobe, Pagan, Caucasian, Bisexual, Agnostic, Transgender, Asian, Heterosexual, Jew : We all like expensive, reliable cars. Who knew?, I wanted to hip you guys to poorly executed, specifically-targeted, “viral”, marketing schemes that exploit the latest social hot buttons. It’s been happening for years, [...]
I was dead for 0.25 seconds twice on Thursday. No really, I’ve got the EKGs to prove it. Full-on VH1 Behind the Music rock star style!!! Burn out, not fade away. I didn’t see the light (see Poltergeist - Carol Anne). I didn’t see Jesus (we had a nice conversation, however) or the Devil and I didn’t crap my pants…thank goodness.
Yup, I said it. Myspace ruins lives. And shamefully…I’ve fed the Myspace beast.
So you say… "what is this Myspace devil-net and how can I protect myself from it’s damning tentacles?"
Firstly…Myspace is an incredibly addictive (I admit it) online social network. Basically, a not-so-personal weblog diary with pictures. According to the terms and conditions of the [...]
Alright all you venti, half-caff/no-caff, low-fat, caramel macchiato fans out there. Decaffeinated coffee kills (more than your taste buds). I knew it….
I (currently low-caff) just didn’t have the synaptic fortitude to assemble a study. But these guys did! Check out Drinking decaffeinated coffee may be harmful to heart health from the American Heart [...]
Being a huge fan of horsepower, proud owner of a “rottweiler of the road” and rottweiler (of the yard?), I felt compelled to pass this on.
In the article : Put a leash on ‘pit-bull’ cars. Drivers must know how to handle power
Paula Simmons from the Edmonton Journal writes and I quote:
And so, this Tuesday, Belzil [...]
You read it right. WHAT WOULD MOTLEY CRUE DO? Now don’t go thinking that we’re stealing on Jesus, cause H. Trinity are our people. But have you ever been in a situation where you don’t really know what to do?
Things like:
1) your baby momma needing a c-note for Jr.’s Easter smock
2)that touchy feely [...]
#1 - DON"T TRY TO KILL YOURSELF. #2 - IF YOU WANT TO, SEE RULE #1.
(Disclaimer - suicide is wicked terrible, destroys families/lives, please tell someone if you’re having these feelings/thoughts, our condolences to any families currently dealing or having dealt with this.)
[Rant on]
PEOPLE!!!
1. Don’t swallow everything in your medicine [...]
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